Hey, this shrine looks safe as hell. I’ll go in…
AAAAAAA WHAT THE
COME AT ME BRO
Three strikes and I’m out. Ooooookay maybe not. Moving on…
Oh forget this
Hyrule isn’t messing around today, I’m getting my ass kicked.
I’ve been throwing myself uselessly at Divine Beast Ruta – the first one – for a while now. But finally I got a few extra hearts and cooked a ton of heals and elixirs and I was READY.
I’m back, asshole
OH I THINK NOT. NOT TODAY.
SUCK IT YOU JACKASS
…So I kind of want this to be my next cosplay/halloween costume/hang-out-around-the-house costume.
Goddamn I love Legend of Zelda.
What haven’t I been doing today?
Writing, blogging, and art
What have I been doing today?
Playing Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and posting cheeky updates on Twitter.